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Nirvana · 03-11-2009, 07:14 PM

How to Wipe Properly [for ladies]

1) Make sure the toilet paper roll is out not facing the wall to reduce the incidence of paint chips or splinters.
2) Wrap enough toilet paper around your hand to cover most of your forearm as well.
3) Start by going behind your back with your toilet paper wrapped hand.
4) Move your hand underneath and towards the front of your pubic area.
5) Bring your hand and arm back behind your back in a wiping gesture.
6) Unwrap paper and repeat.

03-11-2009, 07:14 PM	#1
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	How to Wipe Properly [for ladies] 1) Make sure the toilet paper roll is out not facing the wall to reduce the incidence of paint chips or splinters. 2) Wrap enough toilet paper around your hand to cover most of your forearm as well. 3) Start by going behind your back with your toilet paper wrapped hand. 4) Move your hand underneath and towards the front of your pubic area. 5) Bring your hand and arm back behind your back in a wiping gesture. 6) Unwrap paper and repeat. __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

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