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Old 03-09-2009, 11:35 AM   #1
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Wait, what's going on here?? Monster, are you trying to collect enough parts to make a spare human being??
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Old 03-09-2009, 02:08 PM   #2
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Wait, what's going on here?? Monster, are you trying to collect enough parts to make a spare human being??

It's alive!
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Old 03-09-2009, 02:15 PM   #3
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Wait, what's going on here?? Monster, are you trying to collect enough parts to make a spare human being??

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So

tonsils
wisdom teeth
gall bladder
thumbnail
half a thyroid
knee cartilage

Monster's Frankenstein is still somewhat incomplete..... we need more body parts!
Since then we've added a few more bits. if ican't manage a whole-ish person ...well lunch will be on me
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Old 03-10-2009, 06:21 AM   #4
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Since then we've added a few more bits. if ican't manage a whole-ish person ...well lunch will be on me
How about a whore-ish person?
I have my price... and it's pretty much guaranteed to be $1 less than the next best offer!

I can contribute some skin. Nice skin too, young and tender - I always peeled as a child. Mum tried to marry her obsession with fresh air with my fair skin, and something always got burned. Me. She became more careful after I kept getting sunstroke and ruining teatime by being explosively sick and then whining all night..

Oh and the bits of flesh I left on the pavements of Aylesbury while I was still physically brave.

And blood? You'll need that too. I've been a blood donor for nearly 20 years now. And lord knows how many blood tests (I had three just this morning. She had nearly an armful out of me I can tell you!)

See, I can contribute when I put my mind to it!
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