My Thread for LJ

Sundae · 03-05-2009, 09:34 AM

You're not allowed to say jesusmaryand joseph unless you still believe in one holy, catholic and apostolic church and/ or you live in Ireland, and/ or you have red hair.

In anyone else this is blasphemy and devils will poke you with red hot forks for all eternity. And I don't mean those little picnic forks either, because they're platic and would melt. Dirty great big crusty farm-type forks, that give you diseases if you even sniff them.

03-05-2009, 09:34 AM	#2
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	You're not allowed to say jesusmaryand joseph unless you still believe in one holy, catholic and apostolic church and/ or you live in Ireland, and/ or you have red hair. In anyone else this is blasphemy and devils will poke you with red hot forks for all eternity. And I don't mean those little picnic forks either, because they're platic and would melt. Dirty great big crusty farm-type forks, that give you diseases if you even sniff them. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

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