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Razzmatazz13 · 02-28-2009, 11:03 AM

Bri- that's what I thought when I read it!

Tulip · 02-28-2009, 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint

Please note: this is not a true story.

Hehehe.....I didn't catch this. Thanks Monster for pointing this out. :p

capnhowdy · 03-01-2009, 06:10 AM

I tried chunking burgers at strangers at bus stops.

Meh... not my bag.

I do however enjoy using hot coffee. Just make sure the bus isn't going to stop at the next corner.

TheMercenary · 03-01-2009, 06:11 AM

At least you don't use pizza boxes like Jim, I bet that would hurt.

SteveDallas · 03-01-2009, 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint

Please note: this is not a true story.

When I clicked on the thread, I was expecting another computer-fix-up horror.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

PS - also, his story reads like a Jack Handey blurb.

Ummm.. wait, you think that's bad?

Wait, what? You know about Jack Handey, Bri? You watched SNL? Wasn't that past your bedtime?

Trilby · 03-01-2009, 04:47 PM

Very funny, Mr. Dallas.

I recall watching Mr. Bill and falling about in paroxysms of laughter.

Verily, I am that old

Oh yeah, another friend just died. He was a bass player in a local funky band. Overdose number two for 2009. Sigh.

Flint · 03-04-2009, 11:00 PM

Just wait until Obama's Hamburger Bailout Bus hits your town.

Radar · 03-04-2009, 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

i give bums pizzas all the time. 'cept i make sure they want it first.

I do that too. I felt bad for this one guy. He immediately sat down and started eating it and it was so hot he kept burning his mouth but he was so hungry he couldn't stop himself. It was like...ouch...mmm...ouch....mmmm

02-28-2009, 11:03 AM	#16
Razzmatazz13 Vicariously, I live... Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: USA Posts: 1,221	Bri- that's what I thought when I read it! __________________ I have some people I need to have smoted. ~ SteveDallas

03-01-2009, 06:10 AM	#18
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	I tried chunking burgers at strangers at bus stops. Meh... not my bag. I do however enjoy using hot coffee. Just make sure the bus isn't going to stop at the next corner. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

03-01-2009, 06:11 AM	#19
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	At least you don't use pizza boxes like Jim, I bet that would hurt. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

03-01-2009, 04:47 PM	#21
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Very funny, Mr. Dallas. I recall watching Mr. Bill and falling about in paroxysms of laughter. Verily, I am that old Oh yeah, another friend just died. He was a bass player in a local funky band. Overdose number two for 2009. Sigh. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

03-04-2009, 11:00 PM	#22
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Just wait until Obama's Hamburger Bailout Bus hits your town. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

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