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Old 02-27-2009, 11:15 AM   #1
Shawnee123
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I've never had a pet tell me I need to take a step back and stop being a butthead. I've also never had a pet tell a joke, or even laugh at mine. Maybe I need a monkey?
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Old 02-27-2009, 11:17 AM   #2
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No, they fling poo. I think you've had quite enough of that.
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Old 02-27-2009, 11:52 AM   #3
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I've never had a pet....
Thats right - you've only got cats
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Old 02-27-2009, 12:12 PM   #4
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Thats right - you've only got cats
Heh...I don't want to know the details of your more intimate relations with dogs.

Though dogs can share spaghetti with you; it's romantic...I saw it on Lady and the Tramp.
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Old 02-28-2009, 03:59 AM   #5
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...I saw it on Lady and the Tramp.
You haven't lived until you've shared a meat ball with a tramp.
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