Humor...I Need Humor...

toranokaze · 02-26-2009, 04:50 AM

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Today, I had the cops called on me because I accidently texted "I'm going to kill you and use your head as hood ornament" to my ex-fiance, instead of my best friend. I only texted that because he got a better grade on an exam than me. Now I have a court date. FML

Texting, it will make you go to court.

Elspode · 02-28-2009, 12:36 PM

Denny's is offering a new morning meal in honor of the octuplet mom. The Nadya Suleman Breakfast consists of 14 eggs, no sausage...and everyone else in the place has to pay for your meal.

Tulip · 02-28-2009, 05:14 PM

You are on the bus when you suddenly realize .... you need to fart.

The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat.

After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop.

As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down,

and that's when you remember: you've been listening to your ipod.

02-28-2009, 12:36 PM	#2
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Denny's is offering a new morning meal in honor of the octuplet mom. The Nadya Suleman Breakfast consists of 14 eggs, no sausage...and everyone else in the place has to pay for your meal. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

02-28-2009, 05:14 PM	#3
Tulip Professor Join Date: May 2008 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 1,293	You are on the bus when you suddenly realize .... you need to fart. The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop. As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and that's when you remember: you've been listening to your ipod.

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