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02-20-2009, 03:00 AM
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This is the translation of that instruction:
1. In event of fire, quickly down your bottle of Vodka 2. Wait 20 minutes for alcohol to be absorbed in order to reach the required National Blood Alcohol Standard of .2 -.5 3. Proceed to use extinguisher. If unable to do so due to intoxication, urination is acceptable alternative. Aim stream in sweeping motion and stagger away from fire |
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