funny things kids say - Page 6

elf · 05-07-2004, 03:53 PM

He's a little knight in shining armor awaiting some damsel to save.

...if the witch of a sister he's got doesn't break him before he reaches adolescence, he'll be a noble one indeed, methinks.

lumberjim · 12-09-2004, 01:05 PM

last night my son hit my daughter. I got pretty mad because it was the second time that day. So i told him it was time for bed. He started toward the back stairs, but i was heading to the front, so i put my hand on his shoulder and turned him. " You almost killed me!" he said. "Yeah, I'm about to kill ya" I said sarcastically.

Without missing a beat he said, " But I wanted a LONGER life!"

jinx · 02-09-2009, 02:13 PM

Just overheard the kids talking...

girl: what do you think of when you hear the word "spring"?
boy: bouncing
girl: oh, I think of red
boy: wanna know what I think of when I hear the word "red"?
girl: what?
boy: federalism
girl: what the hell is that?
boy: I don't even really know.... something to do with politics

footfootfoot · 02-09-2009, 02:25 PM

Not one of mine, but a friend:
After graduating form College with an art degree (haha) this woman got a job as a school bus driver. First day of driving the second graders are getting on the bus with their macaroni collages they made and the woman is getting all verklempt at the sweet poignant memories of her own grade school art projects and she hears a kid behind her say to her seat-mate
"Get off my macaroni collage, you mother fucker."

It just wasn't the same for her after that.

LabRat · 02-09-2009, 02:29 PM

OMG.

I lol'd so hard I had to set my coffee cup down just now.

LabRat · 02-09-2009, 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

my former assistant had a nephew that was a good supply of hilarity. He's the same age as spencer (just turned 5) and one day his dad gave him a dollar bill. Anthony looks up at him and says,"thanks,dad, but could I have 100 dollars?" His dad says,"Anthony, what are you going to do with a hundred dollars?"
Anthony says," Dad, what am I going to do with ONE dollar?!"

My daughter's Kindergarten class just recently celebrated their 100th day of school. One of the things they did was discuss what they would do with $100.

me, very interested in her answer: "so, what did you say?"

she: "I would buy a guinea pig, and then a puppy. Then if I had at one dollar left, I would give it to the poor" (she is fixated on "the poor" lately)

me, slightly proud of her for thinking of that: "Oh, that's really thoughtful. But why only a dollar?"

she: "Well, what can you buy with only one dollar these days??"

me:

classicman · 02-09-2009, 08:56 PM

HA! Kids are great.

12-09-2004, 01:05 PM	#77
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	last night my son hit my daughter. I got pretty mad because it was the second time that day. So i told him it was time for bed. He started toward the back stairs, but i was heading to the front, so i put my hand on his shoulder and turned him. " You almost killed me!" he said. "Yeah, I'm about to kill ya" I said sarcastically. Without missing a beat he said, " But I wanted a LONGER life!" __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

02-09-2009, 02:13 PM	#78
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	Just overheard the kids talking... girl: what do you think of when you hear the word "spring"? boy: bouncing girl: oh, I think of red boy: wanna know what I think of when I hear the word "red"? girl: what? boy: federalism girl: what the hell is that? boy: I don't even really know.... something to do with politics __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

02-09-2009, 02:25 PM	#79
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Not one of mine, but a friend: After graduating form College with an art degree (haha) this woman got a job as a school bus driver. First day of driving the second graders are getting on the bus with their macaroni collages they made and the woman is getting all verklempt at the sweet poignant memories of her own grade school art projects and she hears a kid behind her say to her seat-mate "Get off my macaroni collage, you mother fucker." It just wasn't the same for her after that. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

02-09-2009, 02:29 PM	#80
LabRat twatfaced two legged bumhole Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,143	OMG. I lol'd so hard I had to set my coffee cup down just now. __________________ Strength does not come from how much weight you can lift, or how many miles you can run. It comes from knowing that you set a goal, and rose to the challenge. Strength comes from within.

02-09-2009, 08:56 PM	#82
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	HA! Kids are great. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

05-07-2004, 03:53 PM	#76
elf Yay! We're Dooomed! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Mostly: New York. Most Recently: New Jersey. Currently: Colorado Posts: 214	He's a little knight in shining armor awaiting some damsel to save. ...if the witch of a sister he's got doesn't break him before he reaches adolescence, he'll be a noble one indeed, methinks.

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