My ex boss will have 15 years at my old institution, and I am attending the employee recognition dinner. My sis in law organizes the event, and always asks for amusing or interesting stories about each person. I told her I would compose a fake letter from a student in response to a fake letter from my ex boss, who is known for speaking "Kathinese." Also we say that FA has more acronyms than the military. What I've written so far follows, though I may need to fix it up because I wrote it in like 5 minutes:
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Dear Ms R:
Thank you for your prompt response, as an FAA, regarding the results of my FAFSA. You mentioned I should look at my SAR which will give me my EFC which will let me know what kind of FSA, including FSEOG, FFELP, and CWS I might qualify for, as well as OCOG or OIG, and ACG, SMART, TEACH, or TEAP.
Your detailed explanation of the COA as it pertains to my ATP and my GL were very informative. I appreciated the knowledge regarding any past FFELP loans can be found using NSLDS. I also appreciate information explaining the FM employed by the DOE to determine my EFC.
Lastly, thank you for explaining that my GPA can adversely affect my SAP and that failure to attend or to officially drop all my classes will subject my file to an R2T4 calculation.
I just have one last question: What the heck are you talking about?
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02-09-2009, 11:05 AM
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