Woman Has Record Breaking Breasts at 38KKK

wolf · 02-05-2009, 12:19 AM

I thought that Guinness had started a policy of not taking records in stupidly dangerous categories? I might make allowances for naturally huge boobage, but this?

It's not attractive, it's just damn stupid.

As we were looking at this at work, I was wondering ... How much does it cost to have a bra custom made to corral those puppies? You can't just leave those things flop around. You could put someone's eye out. The male cow orker is a definite boob man, and he found them dificult to conceive.

I was also wondering what, if any, physical sensation you have, after an assortment of doctors have messed about with your plumbing and severed all those nerves?

LabRat · 02-05-2009, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Razzmatazz13

Do you have the link to the galleries? I tried to find more photos of her, and failed

PS: ick.

I hate to give her even more press...but here you go..

There is a video too, but it is in Brazilian. At least you can see her walking around with those things. And about 1/3 of the way through there are people poking them, lol.

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Originally Posted by wolf

I thought that Guinness had started a policy of not taking records in stupidly dangerous categories?

Not American, Brazialian. From her website:

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Sheyla takes her craft seriously in that she has had over 18 plastic surgeries, mostly to her breast, but also her nose, lips and buttocks. She is currently at a breast size of KKK. For this, she has been awarded with the Brazilian equivalent of the Guinness Book of World records award.

Good to know she takes this seriously. I mean, what a waste if it was all just in fun.

chrisinhouston · 02-05-2009, 12:53 PM

Brings back memories of this song:

Boobs A Lot
By The Fugs

Do you like boobs a lot?
(Yes, I like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Really like boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)

Down in the locker room,
Just three boys,
Beatin' down the locker room
With all that noise,

Singin' do you like boobs a lot?
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)

Do you wear your jock a lot?
(Yes, I wear my jock a lot.)
Got to wear your jock a lot.
(Got to wear your jock a lot.)
Jock a lot, jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)
Got to wear your jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)

Well, down on the football,
Football field,
You never can tell
What a heel can wield,

So you gotta wear your jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)
Jock a lot, jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)

If I had a flag-a-long,
(If I had a flag-a-long.)
If I had a long flag-a-long,
If I had a long flag-a-long,
If you like boobs a lot, tag along

Bee beep, bop, de boob a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)

They're big and round,
They're all around.
They're big and round,
They're all around.

02-05-2009, 12:19 AM	#1
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I thought that Guinness had started a policy of not taking records in stupidly dangerous categories? I might make allowances for naturally huge boobage, but this? It's not attractive, it's just damn stupid. As we were looking at this at work, I was wondering ... How much does it cost to have a bra custom made to corral those puppies? You can't just leave those things flop around. You could put someone's eye out. The male cow orker is a definite boob man, and he found them dificult to conceive. I was also wondering what, if any, physical sensation you have, after an assortment of doctors have messed about with your plumbing and severed all those nerves? __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

02-05-2009, 12:53 PM	#3
chrisinhouston Professor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Houston TX Posts: 1,857	Brings back memories of this song: Boobs A Lot By The Fugs Do you like boobs a lot? (Yes, I like boobs a lot.) Boobs a lot, boobs a lot. (You gotta like boobs a lot.) Really like boobs a lot. (You gotta like boobs a lot.) Boobs a lot, boobs a lot. (You gotta like boobs a lot.) Down in the locker room, Just three boys, Beatin' down the locker room With all that noise, Singin' do you like boobs a lot? (You gotta like boobs a lot.) Boobs a lot, boobs a lot. (You gotta like boobs a lot.) Do you wear your jock a lot? (Yes, I wear my jock a lot.) Got to wear your jock a lot. (Got to wear your jock a lot.) Jock a lot, jock a lot. (You gotta wear your jock a lot.) Got to wear your jock a lot. (You gotta wear your jock a lot.) Well, down on the football, Football field, You never can tell What a heel can wield, So you gotta wear your jock a lot. (You gotta wear your jock a lot.) Jock a lot, jock a lot. (You gotta wear your jock a lot.) If I had a flag-a-long, (If I had a flag-a-long.) If I had a long flag-a-long, If I had a long flag-a-long, If you like boobs a lot, tag along Bee beep, bop, de boob a lot. (You gotta like boobs a lot.) Boobs a lot, boobs a lot. (You gotta like boobs a lot.) They're big and round, They're all around. They're big and round, They're all around.

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