Are you affected by the current economic meltdown???

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Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

Do you work for The Faux Hip Company?

No. Here's the Link.

Faux News is tuned in to every wide screen TV in the cafe as well as the coffee stations. I like that.

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Hips-R-Us

There are a few companies that make hip implants here as well as knee implants. This town might be named Hip-R-Us. That might be more accurate.

Originally Posted by classicman

Sounds like things are all Hip-itty do dah for you slang.

So far my life is not directly affected. That doesn't mean that it's all cookies and ice cream.

Most Americans would cringe at my overall lifestyle. It's low. I'm cheap. My temporary living arrangements here are not in a hotel or even an apartment. I rent a room in the (finished) basement of widowed woman's home who "did all the right things in life" but yet now is cleaning houses to survive until her home sells. That probably isn't going to be anytime soon.

At the end of the day at the office I come back to the room to sleep. There is effectively no social life. Social activities cost money. My goal in life is to collect money so that I can spend endless quality hours with my wife in the Philippines. No TV. No beers with friends. No hoarding guns and ammo.

Gold goes in this bag. Cash goes in that bag. Filling those bags are my reason for being here. To collect money to go back where my wife and friends are, Manila Philippines.

Before this money meltdown people would often cautiously make fun of my car. It's old and ugly as sin. That's precisely the way that I want it. Too ugly to fuck with. Worthless. Possibly even a bio hazard of sorts to a burglar.

People with nice cars with big payments don't hassle me much any more. In fact there is a steady cadence of people in the office here that come to me with items they would like to sell. Why? With very few exceptions everyone here is cash poor. Probably house poor and stock poor as well. Debt poor. That's more accurate.

So yes, while the checks are still rolling in and I'm working in a pretty cool environment, it could all turn on a diime today. I know that. Nothing in life here is guaranteed.

Originally Posted by chrisinhouston

When my mom died last year I was tempted to ask for the hip transplants back from the crematory. I broached the subject and they said it wasn't too uncomon. Didn't know what I would do with them but I bet they would make great fishing weight for deep water fishing or a nice mantle piece keep sake.

That's the first time I've ever heard of someone wanting to keep an implant of a loved one.

My first reaction is that those implants that we have installed into cadavers and brought back to the company here smell so bad you would never want to take it back.

These implants that you are talking about have gone through cremation though. That process would eliminate any foul odors or possibly creating new ones.

It's a very interesting question. How often to family members keep an implant of a loved one?

Let's see what the hips team here has to say about that.