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Old 12-15-2008, 05:11 PM   #1
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So foot's like, a dating Mormon?
You're my wife now, Dave...

Shawnee there was something sweet and innocent about it and it makes me smile, I don't know why.

Was "drowning a fish" one of Jim's sock puppets?
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Old 12-16-2008, 07:41 AM   #2
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You're my wife now, Dave...

Shawnee there was something sweet and innocent about it and it makes me smile, I don't know why.

Was "drowning a fish" one of Jim's sock puppets?
Well shucks.

hummus hummus hummus hummus hummus...

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Old 12-16-2008, 03:40 PM   #3
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Old 12-16-2008, 03:44 PM   #4
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Dave's not here.
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Old 12-16-2008, 03:46 PM   #5
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tw is Cheech?
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Old 12-16-2008, 03:55 PM   #6
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tw is Cheech?
Cheech is Cheech. And Tommy is Chong. All I wanted to be is the bong. Everyone loves the bong.
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Old 12-16-2008, 04:25 PM   #7
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People are evil, money grubbing fuckwads, and most of them don't care much who gets screwed as long as they have plenty of cocaine and young bitches with flat bellies to snort it off of.

This dude Ponzi'ed *charitable endowments*, amongst other things. Did he care one fuck about anyone but himself? Nope.

If he had an ounce of decency, he'd slit his own throat.

Everybody seems to think me hopelessly pessimistic when I say "Its all about the money". Except that it *is* all about the money. Nothing else. Ever. At least, not for the people who are in the drivers seat. They're only there because there's something in it for them, some cream to be skimmed, some advantage to be had. No one does it because it is noble, or beneficial for the greater good.

Line the pockets, get out, live good, fuck everyone else.
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Old 12-16-2008, 04:34 PM   #8
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Line the pockets, get out, live good, fuck everyone else.
That was the mission statement for all of the health care facilities I ever worked for. Weird, huh?
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Old 02-05-2009, 11:47 PM   #9
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Cheech is Cheech. And Tommy is Chong. All I wanted to be is the bong. Everyone loves the bong.
And I would have guessed it was Sheldon who wants to be sucked by Phelps....
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