Humor...I Need Humor...

lookout123 · 12-03-2008, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by My name is mud

SPANISH WORDS OF THE DAY

CHEESE - Maria likes me, but cheese fat.
MUSHROOM - When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.
SHOULDER - My fren wanted to become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder.
TEXAS - My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!
HERPES - Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.
JULY - Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!
RECTUM - I had two cars but my wife rectum!
CHICKEN - I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.
WHEELCHAIR - We only have one enchalada left, but don't worry, wheelchair.
CHICKEN WING - My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.
HARASSMENT - My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey harassment nothing to me.
BISHOP - My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.
BODY WASH - I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.
BRIEF - Maria fart in my car and it stinkie so bad I could not brief.

Just to point out how awesome the cellar is... this recently appeared on the other board I frequent and the poster was ridiculed and it was removed. The first reply was "Great. That's really great. Why don't you disrespect the blacks and jews next?!"

I just found the situation amusing.

xoxoxoBruce · 12-03-2008, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by lookout123

Just to point out how awesome the cellar is... this recently appeared on the other board I frequent and the poster was ridiculed and it was removed. The first reply was "Great. That's really great. Why don't you disrespect the blacks and jews next?!"

My response would be, a black and a jew go into a bar.....

lookout123 · 12-03-2008, 11:05 AM

eh, they're british. no sense of humor.

dar512 · 12-03-2008, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

My response would be, a black and a jew go into a bar.....

The bartender takes one look at them and says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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