Puns - made up on the spot

Shawnee123 · 11-20-2008, 09:33 AM

When my brother and his (then girlfriend now wife) came to visit me I was giving them a tour of my place. I lived in what was the old servant's quarters of the biggest mansion in town, and it was attached to an old garage and tack room...it was beautiful.

So anyway, as we were cutting through the garage area I looked down and saw one of those rectangular tins people use for roller painting, and someone had used it to change their oil. Not wanting them to step in it, I stopped, stood frozen, and out of the very corner of my mouth said "Oil pan. Oil pan."

11-20-2008, 09:33 AM	#2
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	When my brother and his (then girlfriend now wife) came to visit me I was giving them a tour of my place. I lived in what was the old servant's quarters of the biggest mansion in town, and it was attached to an old garage and tack room...it was beautiful. So anyway, as we were cutting through the garage area I looked down and saw one of those rectangular tins people use for roller painting, and someone had used it to change their oil. Not wanting them to step in it, I stopped, stood frozen, and out of the very corner of my mouth said "Oil pan. Oil pan." __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

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