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10-28-2008, 04:47 PM
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polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
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I haven't had sex in so long I'm technically a virgin again.
I called up the Guinness Book of Records, but they said if they put me in, it would count as an entry and invalidate my record.
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10-28-2008, 06:49 PM
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Encroaching on your decrees
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland
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Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of 
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10-28-2008, 06:52 PM
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changed his status to single
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Right behind you. No, the other side.
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I missed something. Why are Cicero's parents EVER there when she's getting busy?
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10-29-2008, 12:57 AM
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
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Well, someone has to hold the camera...
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.   Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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10-29-2008, 09:22 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington, VA
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To understand this thread, you need to compare it with the teenage bitching thread.
Cicero is pretending she's a teenager and still lives with her parents. She is also pretending that her social life consists only of making out, and nothing further than that. Just like a teenager. Did you just hear a car door? Quick, out the back! |
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