Mad Cellar Lib!

[monster]

It was the start of Desiderata.....

Go placidly amid the noise and haste,
and remember what peace there may be in silence.
As far as possible, without surrender,
be on good terms with all persons.
Speak your truth quietly and clearly;
and listen to others, even dull and ignorant;
they too have their story.
Avoid loud and aggressive persons;
they are vexations to the spirit.
If you compare yourself with others,
you may become vain and bitter;
for always there will be greater
and lesser persons than yourself.

(Max Ehrmann)

Now it's..........

Spin pre-ejaculatingly amid the noise and tazer,
and remember what flames of hell there may be in theory.
As far as possible, without surrender,
be on good tacos with all fish.
Bugger your armadillo smarmily and translucently;
and listen to rabbits, even dull and ignorant;
they too have their testicle.
Avoid loud and aggressive heathen trick-o’-treatin’ pedophiles;
they are vexations against the breast implant.
If you spelunk yourself with others,
you may become vain and bitter;
for always there will be greater
and lesser dead hookers than yourself.

[Sundae]

Well done, I like.
Moar plz (from any quarter) I didn't get the chance to participate in that one.

Originally Posted by monster

Bugger your armadillo smarmily and translucently;
and listen to rabbits, even dull and ignorant;
they too have their testicle

"Never trust a rabbit. They may look like a child’s toy but they steal your crops." (Hungarian proverb)