Cellar Brawl

[TheMercenary]

Merc sits quietly in the dark corner wearing dark glasses having shot a hole in his pocket and missing the good stuff altogether discovers that the leg of the table has now be shoot off at the tip and anxiously searched for packets of sugar to stick under the table to make it level again while watching Cicero hide behind his chair in the dark corner.

[ZenGum]

Originally Posted by TheMercenary

while watching Cicero hide behind his chair in the dark corner.

Zen quickly run over to Merc and says

Sir, Lumberjim has instructed me to say that you have insulted the honour and fine feelings of this lady. On her behalf, he demands satisfaction, and reminds you that this is the brawl thread so don't go getting any ideas.

And slaps Merc on the cheek with the glove (still a condom, I'm afraid, but a fresh one. I have standards).

Zen drags Merc back so he is standing in front of Lumberjim who is just coming to....