China to increase yak production

warch · 07-22-2003, 04:10 PM

Its good to see that the new efforts are being directed into thoughtful goals of increased production, rather than the ill conceived, vainglorious, and deadly supremacy policies of the past.

"Unemployed students, have been collected from internet cafes and posted to the west, where they have been assigned to production collectives. Drawing from the success of Panda breeding, the production facilities include dimly lit holding pens, soft recorded music, various harnesses and tethers, and large monitors displaying continous yak coupling.

New arrival Li Wei, 22, praised the initiative stating, "While surfing Internet sites, I was taken by the desire to question authoritarian control, express my honest thoughts, and continue my quest for knowlege by collecting reading materials. Thank goodness the Yak production initiative will properly channel my energies into right action and utilize my expertise in civil engineering. There are no computers here. Only Yak and love."

07-22-2003, 04:10 PM	#1
warch lurkin old school Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Minnesota Posts: 2,796	Its good to see that the new efforts are being directed into thoughtful goals of increased production, rather than the ill conceived, vainglorious, and deadly supremacy policies of the past. "Unemployed students, have been collected from internet cafes and posted to the west, where they have been assigned to production collectives. Drawing from the success of Panda breeding, the production facilities include dimly lit holding pens, soft recorded music, various harnesses and tethers, and large monitors displaying continous yak coupling. New arrival Li Wei, 22, praised the initiative stating, "While surfing Internet sites, I was taken by the desire to question authoritarian control, express my honest thoughts, and continue my quest for knowlege by collecting reading materials. Thank goodness the Yak production initiative will properly channel my energies into right action and utilize my expertise in civil engineering. There are no computers here. Only Yak and love."

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