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Old 09-27-2008, 12:55 AM   #1
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But if the kids are in your bed, every night... how do you ever manage to make more kids?
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Old 09-27-2008, 01:09 AM   #2
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Old 09-27-2008, 04:43 AM   #3
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I know a few families who did the family bed thing and I recognize it as a legitimate way of doing things. For us, we had the newborns in the room directly adjacent to us in a bassinet for the first couple months. Night feedings are a lot more convenient that way. But we moved them into their own room after a couple months. Worked just fine.
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Old 10-04-2008, 10:13 PM   #4
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But if the kids are in your bed, every night... how do you ever manage to make more kids?
They sleep like corpses. You do need a decent sized bed, though, otherwise the darlings can get catapulted on a deep thrust. I imagine.
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Old 10-04-2008, 10:40 PM   #5
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But if the kids are in your bed, every night... how do you ever manage to make more kids?
That's what kitchen tables are for. D'uh.
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Old 10-04-2008, 11:29 PM   #6
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That's what kitchen tables are for. D'uh.
That's just wrong. Kitchen tables are for putting things on. Lots of things. So it's like an avalanche when anyone tries to clear a space to eat breakfat.
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