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09-22-2008, 01:27 PM | #1 |
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Will the Conservatives please stand up?!
Hey I am new here! I am writing an extended definition essay on global warming... I need a conservatives definition of "Global Warming" so if any one can help it would be MUCH appreciated... I'll give anyone with a good definition a COOKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks in advance!!!!!!
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09-22-2008, 05:32 PM | #2 | |
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Global Warming: Republican definition - God huggin' us closer.
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09-22-2008, 05:40 PM | #3 |
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love doing other people's homework. love it.
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09-22-2008, 06:39 PM | #4 |
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do you mean Conservationist?
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09-22-2008, 07:17 PM | #6 |
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You said it! Whether liberal or conservative, Republican or Democrat, that's one thing everybody on the internet agrees about: we don't do homework for people.
(Well, unless you're offering to pay. Then it's considered outsourcing.) Anyway, I don't think it's a lazy student. I call troll. Anybody who really wanted a conservative perspective on global warming could get one in about half the time it takes to register a Cellar account. |
09-22-2008, 07:52 PM | #7 |
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Be nice, please, she came here at my suggestion. She posted over at Tribalectic, a body piercing board, and I'm thinking . . . there aren't too many conservatives over there, so I thought maybe someone here might be able to help her.
Certainly not me.
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09-22-2008, 08:00 PM | #8 |
We have to go back, Kate!
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Besides, what she is doing is doing her homework. She is attempting to find out what conservatives think about this issue. What is the conservative position?
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09-22-2008, 08:10 PM | #9 |
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I think I would start with looking for debates with or responses to Dole; his opponents are going to be stating the opposite position.
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09-22-2008, 10:03 PM | #10 |
UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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Dole?
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09-22-2008, 11:02 PM | #11 |
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Yeah, the pineapple guy... he loves global warming, it's good for his crops.
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09-22-2008, 11:42 PM | #12 |
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gore! darnit. I don't know why I always get that confused in my mind.
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09-22-2008, 11:43 PM | #13 |
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Because they're both idiots.
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09-22-2008, 11:51 PM | #14 |
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that was funny. i lol'ed
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09-23-2008, 11:09 AM | #15 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Wait a minute. What if I'm not a conservative? Does this mean I must stay seated? For all eternity? Crap!
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