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|  09-22-2008, 01:27 PM | #1 | 
| mad scientist Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Maryland 
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				Will the Conservatives please stand up?!
			 
			
			Hey I am new here! I am writing an extended definition essay on global warming... I need a conservatives definition of "Global Warming" so if any one can help it would be MUCH appreciated... I'll give anyone with a good definition a COOKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks in advance!!!!!!     | 
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|  09-22-2008, 05:32 PM | #2 | |
| Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA 
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 Global Warming: Republican definition - God huggin' us closer. 
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|  09-22-2008, 05:40 PM | #3 | 
| to live and die in LA Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Los Angeles 
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			love doing other people's homework. love it.
		 
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|  09-22-2008, 06:39 PM | #4 | 
| I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 
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			do you mean Conservationist?
		 
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|  09-22-2008, 07:17 PM | #6 | 
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			You said it!  Whether liberal or conservative, Republican or Democrat, that's one thing everybody on the internet agrees about: we don't do homework for people. (Well, unless you're offering to pay. Then it's considered outsourcing.) Anyway, I don't think it's a lazy student. I call troll. Anybody who really wanted a conservative perspective on global warming could get one in about half the time it takes to register a Cellar account. | 
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|  09-22-2008, 07:52 PM | #7 | 
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			Be nice, please, she came here at my suggestion.  She posted over at Tribalectic, a body piercing board, and I'm thinking . . . there aren't too many conservatives over there, so I thought maybe someone here might be able to help her.   Certainly not me. 
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|  09-22-2008, 08:00 PM | #8 | 
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			Besides, what she is doing is doing her homework. She is attempting to find out what conservatives think about this issue. What is the conservative position? Hallo and welcome to the Cellar! | 
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|  09-22-2008, 08:10 PM | #9 | 
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			I think I would start with looking for debates with or responses to  Dole; his opponents are going to be stating the opposite position.
		 
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|  09-22-2008, 10:03 PM | #10 | 
| UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX 
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			Dole?
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|  09-22-2008, 11:02 PM | #11 | 
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			Yeah, the pineapple guy... he loves global warming, it's good for his crops.    
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|  09-22-2008, 11:42 PM | #12 | 
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			gore! darnit.  I don't know why I always get that confused in my mind.
		 
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|  09-22-2008, 11:43 PM | #13 | 
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			Because they're both idiots.
		 
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|  09-22-2008, 11:51 PM | #14 | 
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			that was funny.  i lol'ed
		 
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|  09-23-2008, 11:09 AM | #15 | 
| Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 
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			Wait a minute. What if I'm not a conservative? Does this mean I must stay seated? For all eternity? Crap!
		 
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