When does one stop being the "baby" of the family?

ZenGum · 09-09-2008, 08:35 PM

Lay the giant TV flat on the floor.
Play DVD of gay orgy porn on TV.
Cover self and partner(s) of your choice in oil.
Writhe naked on screen of TV with partner(s).
Film this. Send video to sisters as a thank you note for their latest present... "I always love the creative sex-toys you keep sending me."
If they survive the shock, they might stop sending you stuff. Or they might start sending you even more disturbing things. Maybe you'll like that.

Sheldonrs · 09-09-2008, 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum

Lay the giant TV flat on the floor.
Play DVD of gay orgy porn on TV.
Cover self and partner(s) of your choice in oil.
Writhe naked on screen of TV with partner(s).
Film this. Send video to sisters as a thank you note for their latest present... "I always love the creative sex-toys you keep sending me."
If they survive the shock, they might stop sending you stuff. Or they might start sending you even more disturbing things. Maybe you'll like that.

Nah. Did that last year with the portable TV for the Christmas cards.

09-09-2008, 08:35 PM	#1
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Lay the giant TV flat on the floor. Play DVD of gay orgy porn on TV. Cover self and partner(s) of your choice in oil. Writhe naked on screen of TV with partner(s). Film this. Send video to sisters as a thank you note for their latest present... "I always love the creative sex-toys you keep sending me." If they survive the shock, they might stop sending you stuff. Or they might start sending you even more disturbing things. Maybe you'll like that. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

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