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Old 09-07-2008, 01:52 PM   #1
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I have tested well and I went to a pretty good college and I find that this entitles me to exactly jack shit.
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Old 09-07-2008, 01:57 PM   #2
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...I find that this entitles me to exactly jack shit.
Yes, but, as Radar pointed out, it's the new penis. Where does that leave all the Laydee Cellarites?
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Old 09-07-2008, 01:58 PM   #3
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Drooling?
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Old 09-07-2008, 02:08 PM   #4
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Yes, but, as Radar pointed out, it's the new penis. Where does that leave all the Laydee Cellarites?
Excuse me, Radar? I would never expect you to confuse anything having to do with penises, Bri.

That being said, while I can't speak for the penises of the lady cellarites, quite of few of them have very large metaphorical balls.
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Old 09-07-2008, 03:24 PM   #5
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I have tested well and I went to a pretty good college and I find that this entitles me to exactly jack shit.
You lucky SOB! I did the same thing, but I didn't even get jack shit.
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Old 09-07-2008, 03:43 PM   #6
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You lucky SOB! I did the same thing, but I didn't even get jack shit.
What does one even do with all their jack shit?
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Old 09-07-2008, 04:38 PM   #7
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What does one even do with all their jack shit?
According to Carlin, you need to get a bigger place to put all your shit.


PS---Richlevy, I find being called a 'doxy' absolutely adorable and no offense was taken! I don't know about all that nice stuff you said about me, but thanks.
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Old 09-07-2008, 07:31 PM   #8
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Bri, I'm glad you're all healed and clean and shit, but I do miss these threads of yours.

Oh, btw, I scored a 156 on an online IQ test once. I'm kicking myself for not buying the certificate they offered to sell me. I could have scanned it and made it my profile pic so everyone would finally realize how brilliant I am...
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