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Old 08-07-2008, 08:23 AM   #346
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If only he would GIVE concrete answers, rather than just demanding them.
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Old 08-15-2008, 08:40 AM   #347
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From AG:
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Despicable is: spitting on someone.

Despicable is not: posting "I spit on you!"
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There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there
it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your
expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever
gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track.
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio
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Old 08-15-2008, 08:50 AM   #348
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flint's M.O.:

You're walking along the side walk. Flint waves to you as you walk by. As you pass him, he takes out a short 2X4 and swats you on the back of the head. You turn to confront him, and he hides it behind his back. You say, "Whay did you do that? Why would you hit me with a 2X4?"

then he says, "I didn't. I was just reminding you what it feels like to be hit with a 2X4"
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There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there
it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your
expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever
gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track.
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio
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Old 08-19-2008, 10:57 PM   #349
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one of the ALL time best Motivational Posters ,
http://www.cellar.org/showpost.php?p...&postcount=143
Go Monster !!!!
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Old 08-25-2008, 04:36 PM   #350
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The karmic balance of the universe tips ever so slightly toward the center.

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...and I pull up the cellar to make sure i still get it, the boss looks over my shoulder and reads the following aloud:

'The Cellar: Gay for you without exchanging fluids'

yeah. that's the tag line today. so, which one of you homos wrote that one, huh?
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Old 08-26-2008, 11:37 AM   #351
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Welcome to the Hall of Fame, mbpark. You nailed it (as you usually do) on an important technical subject that *should* be of interest to all dwellars eligible to vote.

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I believe that Diebold didn't approach this project with the same discipline that they would an ATM machine, nor did they care to. They made something which was clearly not designed for the task work as a voting machine. .They made it appear to get past the government contracting officers by citing regulations which have nothing to do with the accuracy of the voting mechanism itself, and they built it on a horribly complex framework that has a ton of security holes, and is not designed for security.
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Old 08-27-2008, 10:51 AM   #352
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Don't keep them there! They'll go for your nuts
Perfect!
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Old 08-29-2008, 10:44 AM   #353
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Flint : prose

http://cellar.org/showpost.php?p=479129&postcount=91
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Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!
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Old 08-29-2008, 01:53 PM   #354
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Yeah, I'm gonna put that in an English paper soon. It'll blow their minds, dude!
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Old 09-03-2008, 10:22 AM   #355
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Golden.

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<silence>
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Old 09-06-2008, 03:51 PM   #356
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Bwahahahahaha.
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Old 09-07-2008, 09:56 AM   #357
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I do appreciate your appreciation, although in yet another l'esprit d'escalier event for me, I wish I had written 'arse gratia arses' instead. Still, my first time on the Ho'F thread!
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Old 09-19-2008, 06:00 PM   #358
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Griff made my day with this HoF entry:

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Lil' Griff just went out on the porch and called the dog... in pirate.
Please pass on my thanks, matey. Arrrgh!
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Old 09-19-2008, 06:03 PM   #359
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I have nothing to add to this *perfect* post by Clodfobble:
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Major banks are a scam, all of them. (But especially Bank of America, in my experience...) Credit Unions and very small banks are the only way to go.
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Old 09-29-2008, 03:54 PM   #360
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footfootfoot entices LabRat into this priceless exchange:
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RABBIT SEASON!
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eh hem, i think you meant:

WABBIT SEASON
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eh hem, i think you meant:

WABBIT SEASON
DUCK SEASON, FIRE!
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