Would You Take The Pill?

[wolf]

Well ... if it would work without leaving me with a load of loose skin requiring multiple plastic surgeries,

if it would not require any additional maintenance,

if it wouldn't have the nasty little secret side effect of the bariatric surgeries (folks just up and die a couple of years after they have their stomachs stapled, you heard it here first),

then maybe I'd give it some serious consideration.

Bear in mind, however, that I continually ask my cow orker who is still paying for her laser eye surgery, "So, you gone blind yet? You missing that night vision terribly much?"

I'm not one of those first-adopter kind of people, or whatever they're called.