Crash Course in LINUX

[dar512]

Originally Posted by Undertoad

Also you can be a pilot. The engine starts with the key like a car. There's a knob on the right to make the engine run faster. The steering wheel thingie works like a steering wheel in the air, and also you can push it forward to go down and backward to go up. On the ground, you push the right floor pedal down to turn right, the left pedal down to turn left, and both down to stop. If you want to land, make sure you're lined up with the runway you want to land on. Oh uh don't pull back too hard when you take off. Good luck.

That was great. *wipes tear of laughter*