The Midlife Crisis

[Madman]

Mid-life crisis? I'm not really sure if I had one or not - as dumb as that sounds. Wife and I were kind of busy with family, and I don't mean "our kids." More along the lines of my BIL's, and MIL. Of course, when our daughter divorced, that was another pain-in-the-ass story.

Long stories made short and brief...

Brother-in-law #1
Released from prison. We took him in.
Got job rather quickly.
Got car - decent car.
Got promotion on job.
Got drunk.
Got DUI.
Paid fines, went to classes.
Got drunk again.
Got DUI.
Told him to GTFO.
Got apartment after 14 months in our home.
Got girlfriend.
Got a dog.
Got loans for girlfriend.
Got drunk.
Car went over steep hill.
Got different job.
Got evicted.
Moved into friends house.
Got kicked out.
Dog ran away.
Failed piss test.
Got fired.
Went to shelter.
Got kicked out of shelter.
(The wife and I gave up at this point)
Homeless.
Arrested.
Back to shelter.
Unknown
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Brother-in-law #2
Wife left him on his b-day.
Moved in with mother
Mother drove him crazy
He moved into our home.
He got job
He had a car
Car broke down.
He had bad credit.
My wife co-signed
He got late model used car - nice car.
Got drunk with crazy loser brother
Got into fight with crazy, loser brother.
Got arrested.
Went to court.
Got two years probation.
Tried to get back with exwife (the one that left him)
Told him to GTFO.
He assured me he would straighten up.
I relented.
He stayed with us for a total of 20 months.

I only have one thing to say... "Never again!!!!!!!!"

I think that might have been my mid-life crisis.