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xoxoxoBruce · 07-30-2008, 11:17 AM

Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.

Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell -- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.

Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and 'special services.'

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.

This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely,
Bill Clinton

jester · 07-30-2008, 03:31 PM

A midget walks into an elevator and sees a really big black man.

The midget say, "Wow you're a big guy, what's your name"?

The black man replies, "Turner Brown".

The midget passes out on the floor. Stunned, Turner Brown reaches down and shakes the midget until he wakes up. The midget then asks again, "What did you say your name was"?

The man replies, "Turner Brown".

"Oh", the midget says, "I thought you said Turn Around".

07-30-2008, 11:17 AM	#1
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell -- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss? The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women. Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and 'special services.' Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues. This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset. Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself? Sincerely, Bill Clinton __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

07-30-2008, 03:31 PM	#2
jester why so serious Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,712	A midget walks into an elevator and sees a really big black man. The midget say, "Wow you're a big guy, what's your name"? The black man replies, "Turner Brown". The midget passes out on the floor. Stunned, Turner Brown reaches down and shakes the midget until he wakes up. The midget then asks again, "What did you say your name was"? The man replies, "Turner Brown". "Oh", the midget says, "I thought you said Turn Around".

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