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07-18-2008, 11:58 AM
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Radical Centrist
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cottage of Prussia
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I have a heavy desk I could crunch my knee into for a while.
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07-18-2008, 12:11 PM
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Only looks like a disaster tourist
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: above 7,000 feet
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07-28-2008, 04:34 PM
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Only looks like a disaster tourist
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: above 7,000 feet
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Go crunch you knee against a heavy desk, brick wall, or the corner of your porch. Alternately, you can hit it with the claw end of a claw hammer, or with an ice ax. Aim for the center of the knee cap. The Cellar awaits your report. |
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07-28-2008, 08:01 PM
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Raytown, Missouri
Posts: 12,719
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I regularly turn in my office chair and bring one knee or the other into unexpected and forceful contact with the descending edge of my desk, the part where the drawers are.
Here's my report on doing that on purpose...go fuck yourself, sadist. 
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