Gene Simmons' Family Jewels

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Gawwwd, I can't stand these celebrity rich kids. I just saw the Gene Simmons children ask their parents to leave their Mexico vacation and only invite them back when they needed more pesos. First of all "volunteering to assist dolphins" only to stay in a 5-star resort and then get private dolphin rides is not volunteering. If that is volunteering than I have been philanthropically misinformed. I should start demanding rides around the park from every homeless person I hand out sandwiches too.
Next, who paid for that vacation? Here's a clue, if daddy is paying, he can do anything he wants. If you got a real job and saved your money to go on vacation, you might have a leg to stand on. It was just sad to watch.
Daddy's black amex card will not build character. With your connections and money you could make a difference. Cut it up and do something cool. Join the peace core. Hire your own heavies to beat up people who litter. Go work on a ranch incognito.
I will give you credit for not being as disgusting as the Hogan kids. Brooke calls the cops because someone sprayed her with water? Then we got to watch the self-righteous screaming afterwards. What a treat.
You still have a chance to make something original of yourselves!
Sincerely,
ronelemon@gmail.com