O' Wise Ones, I Need Your Counsel

[elSicomoro]

Originally posted by Elspode
I actually gave him a similar speech, without the killing part, and leaving out the whole white/black thing.

But those are the best threats to use. Just say some shit like, "Yeah, my cousin heads up the Klan chapter in Neosho" or something like that, then throw in a "Boy, do they hate niggers!" for good measure. Maybe make a cross out of popsicle sticks, set it on fire, and put it on his stoop for added effect. A noose might work too.