June 4, 2008: Impact - Page 3

classicman · 06-04-2008, 03:34 PM

I thought his bicyclist was killed in the World Trade Center....

Gravdigr · 06-04-2008, 05:11 PM

I don't care if Mexico is across the street, if you go to Mexico to ride a bicycle, you can go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut. (Unless, of course, you come back with your bike tubes stuffed fulla weed, or coke...)

jinx · 06-04-2008, 07:29 PM

Isn't is ironic that people with no sense of humor are hilarious?

lumberjim · 06-04-2008, 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dar512

LJ, sometimes I think you're all right.

This isn't one of those moments.

maybe if you ate a dick you'd see my comment in a different light?

lumberjim · 06-04-2008, 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jaufrec

lumberjim, are you saying that these cyclists are of a type who constantly cause near accidents by breaking the law or riding in an unsafe manner? Or are you arguing that their mere presence on certain roads is unsafe and puts the burden of responsibility on them in case of a collision?

fisrt off, for all of you who are too stupid to detect irony, I personally believe that the driver should be exterminated for his deeds. These bicyclists were doing it right, and OBVIOUSLY didn't have this coming.

that said......Don't you just fucking hate bicyclists? here's a list of why jinx and I hate them:

1. they always choose 'Creek Rd' to ride on. trust me, there are 3 different Creek Rds near here, and they plague all 3.

2. the sexy little outfits they wear just smack of effort

3. dar512 is a dirty bitch

4. they cop a fucking attitude when you graze them with your passenger side mirror and blow your horn while you flip them the bird and scream. (another joke, dumbass)

5. Aliantha can suck it.

6. They're attention whores who want everyone to look at their asses,.

7. the stick up Dana's ass has a stick up its ass.

8. theyre too cool for the 'bike lane'!

9. nephtes likes little boys

10. eat me.

TheMercenary · 06-04-2008, 08:17 PM

LJ, you have the hots for people in biker shorts. Admit it.

lumberjim · 06-04-2008, 08:18 PM

ah, shut your beer hole.

Aliantha · 06-04-2008, 08:25 PM

lol...touchy touchy.

I'm sure you weren't the only one thinking they had it coming Jimbo. I'm pretty sure you had company in that thought. Take some comfort in that.

dar512 · 06-04-2008, 09:15 PM

How in the world is anyone supposed to see the irony in this? Where is the hint that would tell us this comment was made with a wink and a nudge? I'm sure you could pull this off in person, LJ, but it doesn't come through in text.

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

they had it coming. you know these are the schmucks that normally ride on roads that follow creeks through the woods that have no shoulder.....that constantly cause near accidents, and then give you attitude for blowing your horn as you pass them. yet another reason that i wish i kept a paintball gun in my car.

Having said all that, I really apologize.

'Cause I never would have criticized you like that if I knew it was your time.

monster · 06-04-2008, 09:16 PM

I don't know what you're complaining about, Ali, they're all upside down which must look just right to you.... They're a bit bumpy, thoughy, could probably use a whisk....

srsly though, that cop car sucketh. Surely the reason the baconwagon is there is to warn oncoming traffic and protect the cyclists? Doesn't look like it was doing either. Shoulda been further forwards and more in front.

monster · 06-04-2008, 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dar512

How in the world is anyone supposed to see the irony in this? Where is the hint that would tell us this comment was made with a wink and a nudge? I'm sure you could pull this off in person, LJ, but it doesn't come through in text.

I think i need to put those penis tips back.. C'mon. Would anyone -ANYONE- really blame the cyclists? Please.

Oh wait.... let's take a different tack. Maybe, if you took that comment at face value, it means you can see grounds for blaming the cyclists.... maybe, deep down, you really think they HAD IT COMING, but know that's the wrong thing to admit. Maybe you protest too much?

<<<<---- JK smiley hint

lumberjim · 06-04-2008, 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dar512

How in the world is anyone supposed to see the irony in this? Where is the hint that would tell us this comment was made with a wink and a nudge? I'm sure you could pull this off in person, LJ, but it doesn't come through in text.

Having said all that, I really apologize.

'Cause I never would have criticized you like that if I knew it was your time.

dar, you could become a walking time bomb if that sand does not get released!

nephtes · 06-05-2008, 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

9. nephtes likes little boys

I like a little boy, is that what you meant?

Otherwise you'll have to spell it out for me, I'm not sure I follow.

lumberjim · 06-05-2008, 09:38 AM

that's a cute friggin kid, thar.

dar512 · 06-05-2008, 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

Would anyone -ANYONE- really blame the cyclists? Please.

No. Not even LJ.

But I do think LJ has an issue with cyclists. Putting that rant in this thread seemed pretty cold-hearted.

06-04-2008, 03:34 PM	#31
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	I thought his bicyclist was killed in the World Trade Center.... __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

06-04-2008, 05:11 PM	#32
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06-04-2008, 07:29 PM	#33
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	Isn't is ironic that people with no sense of humor are hilarious? __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

06-04-2008, 08:17 PM	#36
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	LJ, you have the hots for people in biker shorts. Admit it. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

06-04-2008, 08:18 PM	#37
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	ah, shut your beer hole. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

06-04-2008, 08:25 PM	#38
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	lol...touchy touchy. I'm sure you weren't the only one thinking they had it coming Jimbo. I'm pretty sure you had company in that thought. Take some comfort in that. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

06-04-2008, 09:16 PM	#40
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I don't know what you're complaining about, Ali, they're all upside down which must look just right to you.... They're a bit bumpy, thoughy, could probably use a whisk.... srsly though, that cop car sucketh. Surely the reason the baconwagon is there is to warn oncoming traffic and protect the cyclists? Doesn't look like it was doing either. Shoulda been further forwards and more in front. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

06-05-2008, 09:38 AM	#44
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	that's a cute friggin kid, thar. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

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