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Old 05-16-2008, 09:20 AM   #31
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Metagalactic, time-travelling, battle llamas? This is from a special category of bad titles, those that are based on "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" ...
Except that the Llamas pre-dated the Turtles by a couple of years. It was released by the company Llamasoft.

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Wasn't that the mockbuster for Transformers?
Nope. It's a low-budget, post-nuclear holocaust, Sci-fi film, directed by Stuart Gordon and starring amongst others my all-time favourite horror actor, Jeffrey Combs :P
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Old 05-16-2008, 09:33 AM   #32
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Metagalactic Llamas Battle at the Edge of Time.

Does everyone know what "como se llama" means? It means "what is the name of your llama."
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Old 05-16-2008, 09:36 AM   #33
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Old 05-16-2008, 11:59 AM   #34
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Old 05-16-2008, 12:30 PM   #35
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Santa Claus vs. the Martians.

was a pretty good MST3K movie, though. I laughed and laughed and laughed...
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

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Old 05-16-2008, 12:50 PM   #36
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Here's a list of them:

http://www.mutantreviewers.com/rmovietitles.html
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Old 05-16-2008, 01:08 PM   #37
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There may be a fine line between good and bad, but I place Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo squarely on the "good" side.
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Old 05-16-2008, 02:05 PM   #38
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In the good-bad category, let's not forget:

C.H.U.D. (Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers)
The Worm Eaters
Surf Nazis Must Die
Curse of the Queerwolf (one of my favorites)
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Old 05-16-2008, 02:10 PM   #39
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I seem to recall a "Surf Ninjas" back in the heyday of the ninja craze...
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Old 05-16-2008, 02:15 PM   #40
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Curse of the Queerwolf (one of my favorites)
The Queerwolf? ha ha ha If he bites you, you turn gay?!
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Old 05-16-2008, 02:27 PM   #41
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You've seen it? I like the scene when the dog climbs in the microwave oven.

http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0094930/

The writer and director, Mark Pirro, is also the creator of Submissive Jesus, which has been discussed here before.
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Old 05-16-2008, 03:10 PM   #42
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The Queerwolf? ha ha ha If he bites you, you turn gay?!
Not just the biting. You have to suck on the...wound, a little.
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Old 05-16-2008, 03:17 PM   #43
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Not just the biting. You have to suck on the...wound, a little.
That's what she said.
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Old 05-16-2008, 03:17 PM   #44
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"Ishtar" doesn't count. It's a bad movie, not a bad movie title.

How 'bout "Hedwig and the Angry Inch?"
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Old 05-16-2008, 03:54 PM   #45
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hedwig was A GREAT movie! and the title? to die for!
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