May 12, 2008: Permission Granted

[dar512]

Forget the metric system, I think we've just invented the elephant measurement system.

Originally Posted by monster

I think he's about to "Fuel" the car. What's the capacity of the tank in those things?

About 3 espunks

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Uh...Can't a Rabbit outrun an elephant? I'd damn sure be finding out!

Depending on the species, rabbits are about 4500 esph whereas elephants are about 2500 esph. esph = elephant schlongs per hour

See. Much more understandable than metric.