Oh hai my name is Monday morning

[Dingleschmutz]

I woke up at 7:00, realized that since I showered last night, I could spend the 20 minutes or so that I would normally use for a morning shower to try to justify using a few hours of paid time off to sleep in some more. In doing the math and justifications to figure out how much would be an acceptable amount of paid time off to waste on a stupid reason, I woke myself up past the point of being able to fall back asleep, so I just came in at the normal time. Few things will make your body as angry as tempting it with a few more hours of sleep, only to pull the rug out on the idea at the last second. I've spent the whole day giving everyone the cold shoulder, or staring them down for a few seconds before I give a monosyllabic response to whatever stupid question they dared to ask me. And it's even a casual day today, I wonder what sort of carnage I'd cause if it was a normal dress day.

Sorry Brianna, Mondays most definitely suck, you're wrong.