Kid's sports - Revenge of the Coaches

Dingleschmutz · 05-12-2008, 02:02 PM

Now I'm imagining the jackass coach standing in the showers, angrily trying to scrub the failure off himself with a brillo pad, howling unintelligible curse words in between muffled sobs. He's wearing a swimsuit, I'm not sure if that's because he's hiding something (which would explain his hyper-competitive nature) or if it's because I really just don't feel the need to envision him naked. I'll stop talking now. Good story though.

On a completely unrelated tangent, you need some hooligans, maybe even an organized firm. That would be freaking sweet.

xoxoxoBruce · 05-12-2008, 11:36 PM

You're wasting your time, Lookout. You should be creating a cult, where naked women bring you gold.

lookout123 · 05-13-2008, 12:14 AM

I tried that once, but they all started pissing on me. I realized later I might not have communicated precisely what I desired.

05-12-2008, 11:36 PM	#2
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	You're wasting your time, Lookout. You should be creating a cult, where naked women bring you gold. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

05-13-2008, 12:14 AM	#3
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	I tried that once, but they all started pissing on me. I realized later I might not have communicated precisely what I desired. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

05-12-2008, 02:02 PM	#1
Dingleschmutz is not a palindrome... Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Des Moines Posts: 341	Now I'm imagining the jackass coach standing in the showers, angrily trying to scrub the failure off himself with a brillo pad, howling unintelligible curse words in between muffled sobs. He's wearing a swimsuit, I'm not sure if that's because he's hiding something (which would explain his hyper-competitive nature) or if it's because I really just don't feel the need to envision him naked. I'll stop talking now. Good story though. On a completely unrelated tangent, you need some hooligans, maybe even an organized firm. That would be freaking sweet.

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