Figure Skating?

[Clodfobble]

I got the first one, but not the second.

Just goes to show how spoiled I am by only ever having seen professionals do stuff like this--I will admit, my very first reaction was, "what tiny little jumps," which was then followed immediately by a mental slap across the face, "What the hell do you think would happen if you hopped in ice skates like that? Oh yeah, that's right, you'd fall on your ass, because that's what happens when you just stand there in ice skates, and there doesn't even have to be ice involved. Don't be such a fucking elitist."


And obviously the abusive side of me is right--your accomplishments are indeed impressive without having to be Michelle Kwan. Didn't you say you got some sort of specific certification for being able to perform that skill?