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Old 03-19-2008, 03:38 PM   #11
Radar
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Actually I heard this happened at the Church, and he pasted the photos under the pews. He went through with the ceremony until he was asked "Do you take..." and he said, "No, and if you want to know why, look under your seat". Then he said "Fuck You" to each, and told her parents they had raised a slut and said, "I'm outta here" and left.

He wanted to make sure her parents were mad at her because they had to pay for the wedding and because she had embarrassed them.
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