March 9, 2008 Amazing Chopper Pilot

[Undertoad]

So it's been 60 years since the last invasion. Tell me again why we need the world's largest and most expensive military force?

Because it's kept us from being invaded... for 60 years so far, which, lo and behold, is the last time we didn't have the world's largest and most expensive military force.

Of course, that's one of the oldest jokes ever written.

Girl: Why do you keep clicking your fingers when we walk around?
Guy: It keeps the tigers away.
Girl: There aren't any tigers around here.
Guy: It's working!

Originally Posted by Undertoad

Because it's kept us from being invaded.

Wow. I bet you believe that, too.

[TheMercenary]

Originally Posted by mbrutsch

Wow. I bet you believe that, too.

Are you always a fucking idiot or do you just play one on here?

Originally Posted by TheMercenary

Are you always a fucking idiot or do you just play one on here?

Are we really going to resort to name-calling? I suppose that a mercenary who can't shoot his guns at something must resort to shooting off his mouth. Why don't you go salute something, or invade something, or whatever it is paid killers do when they're bored?

[TheMercenary]

Originally Posted by mbrutsch

Are we really going to resort to name-calling? I suppose that a mercenary who can't shoot his guns at something must resort to shooting off his mouth. Why don't you go salute something, or invade something, or whatever it is paid killers do when they're bored?

You are the one shooting off your mouth. Sorry, retired now, I let the others carry on the good work.

Originally Posted by TheMercenary

I let the others carry on the good work.

Like raping civilians, throwing puppies off cliffs, and killing over a million civilians? I'm sure all of them were terrrrists, so it's OK. Now you and Bullitt go rub each other down; you're both getting pretty lathered up here.

[TheMercenary]

Originally Posted by mbrutsch

Like raping civilians, throwing puppies off cliffs, and killing over a million civilians? I'm sure all of them were terrrrists, so it's OK. Now you and Bullitt go rub each other down; you're both getting pretty lathered up here.

I don't condone the actions of few fucked up people, but hey they world is filled with them, I mean you are here and all so they must be everywhere.