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Old 03-05-2008, 10:21 PM   #1
toranokaze
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You could just give them a bunch of "clean" porn and just tell them don't click on add or play games on the internet.
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Old 03-28-2008, 12:53 PM   #2
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Nice "bump" BigV.

As of now, dipshit took the laptop back as-is when I left to go to Houston for a week. He needed it to get his resume off the hard drive, so he said. I happen to know he uses a web-based email that he could log onto at the public library, and retrieve the resume as an attachment from his sent mail folder. I mentioned this, and apparently he has NEVER emailed his resume to anybody. Then what the hell do you need it for now?!

Obviously he just wanted his "free porn machine" back, even as crippled as it is. He hits like 2,000 porn sites per day.

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You could just give them a bunch of "clean" porn and just tell them don't click on add or play games on the internet.
Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job did a commercial for the "Internette" which lives entirely on a CD-ROM... they stole your idea!
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Old 03-28-2008, 08:16 PM   #3
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Man, some people just don't have any discipline. You can't teach it to them either.

At least the laptop is out of your hair.....for now...
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