Hot sauce

Cicero · 02-23-2008, 01:00 PM

http://www.tabasco.com/taste_tent/me...co_de_mayo.cfm

Guess what? Some smart ass at Whole Foods decided to stock the top shelf with Tobasco mayonnaise. Of course I bought that completely embarrassing abomination. It was packaged by the devil so my mouth can be on fire while I'm having a heart attack. Never was a disgusting food directed so- right at me. I was going to finally do the right thing and get a healthier version of mayo. And there it was demonically possessing the top shelf. I even had to get on my tippy-toes to reach it. OOOh. A little self-humiliation. And we aren't even going to talk about what I ate with it.

02-23-2008, 01:00 PM	#1
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	http://www.tabasco.com/taste_tent/me...co_de_mayo.cfm Guess what? Some smart ass at Whole Foods decided to stock the top shelf with Tobasco mayonnaise. Of course I bought that completely embarrassing abomination. It was packaged by the devil so my mouth can be on fire while I'm having a heart attack. Never was a disgusting food directed so- right at me. I was going to finally do the right thing and get a healthier version of mayo. And there it was demonically possessing the top shelf. I even had to get on my tippy-toes to reach it. OOOh. A little self-humiliation. And we aren't even going to talk about what I ate with it. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

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