Very Politically Incorrect Humor

[Whit]

     I have a thing for church signs that don't sound right. I've got several pics of such but I'll just tell you what they say to conserve bandwidth.

"You will recieve the power when the holy spirit comes on you"
"A loose tongue often gets into a tight place"
"The tongue being in a wet place is apt to slip"
"And behold I come quickly"
"Don't focus on you needs focus on your knees"
"The most powerful position is on your knees"

     These all make church seem like a fun place, but this next one kinda spooks me.
"Don't let worries kill you let the church help"

     I also remember one from years back that I don't have a pic of that said, "Take a friend to heaven."