What is so difficult about driving?

Cicero · 02-01-2008, 12:36 PM

It's one of those days.....Do you ever experience spontaneous chaos in a mile radius of where you are driving, and you aren't sure if you are going to reach your destination because people driving around you are subconsciously trying to kill you with their car?

Or the guy in the mack truck decides to leave his vehicle at a busy intersection for unknown reasons after you just avoided the car changing two lanes, right in front of your car to make a left turn that would put them right into a curb?

Finally the chaos is over and you breathe a sigh of relief until the person a couple cars ahead gets in the left lane and decides that they or going to aim back for the lane you are in again while you are driving by? The only real luck you have experienced is that no one was in the lane to your right because you had to swerve and didn't have time to check it.....

What is so f'ing hard about driving?!?

(this is what I started to yell to myself in my car after about 10 minutes of baffling stupidity)

I am a very patient person and driver...but all the things that I just saw make even me into an irate driver...

Why are some days filled with vehicular pandemonium and other days just mildly slow, retarded, and dumb?

Help before someone hits me with that dummy club today! aaaah?!? Is the answer to be found in the city water?!?

xoxoxoBruce · 02-01-2008, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Cicero

snip~I am a very patient person ~snip

HungLikeJesus · 02-01-2008, 12:53 PM

Cicero - it's probably not the other drivers.

lookout123 · 02-01-2008, 12:58 PM

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Do you ever experience spontaneous chaos in a mile radius of where you are driving, and you aren't sure if you are going to reach your destination because people driving around you are subconsciously trying to kill you with their car?

This week we are hosting a PGA tournament, the Super Bowl, and some sort of large business convention downtown. At least that is what I've heard. I think they are all just trying to kill me.

busterb · 02-01-2008, 02:49 PM

Damn you, Bruce."I am a very patient person and driver..."

Cicero · 02-01-2008, 03:09 PM

lol! Well, that is kind of funny....

I just don't like bruce...What can I say?

Cicero · 02-01-2008, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

Cicero - it's probably not the other drivers.

Then who is it?

ZenGum · 02-01-2008, 08:36 PM

Maybe you should try a lesson from the Homer Simpson Defensive Driving School:

<Homer is shunting cars out of the way>
Marge: Homer, I think you should drive a little more ... defensively...
Homer: Oh Marge. The best defense is a good Offense!

Cicero · 02-02-2008, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by lookout123

This week we are hosting a PGA tournament, the Super Bowl, and some sort of large business convention downtown. At least that is what I've heard. I think they are all just trying to kill me.

Look at their license plates...Do any say NM?!?

xoxoxoBruce · 02-02-2008, 12:31 PM

The people that flew in and rented cars will most likely have NM plates.

Cicero · 02-02-2008, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

The people that flew in and rented cars will most likely have NM plates.

Interesting idea....plbbbbt.

Waldorf or Statler Bruce?
http://www.muppetcentral.com/guides/...s/tms/season1/

xoxoxoBruce · 02-02-2008, 01:27 PM

You hate it when I'm right.

Cloud · 02-02-2008, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Cicero

Look at their license plates...Do any say NM?!?

or Chihuahua?

I enjoy driving. Sometimes I think that driving is like dream flying.

Cicero · 02-02-2008, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Cloud

I enjoy driving. Sometimes I think that driving is like dream flying.

This illustrates my point I think....

Hey Cloud...you live pretty close to me don't you?

monster · 02-02-2008, 01:54 PM

and once more, a cloud driving comment makes me glad I live far far away....

02-01-2008, 12:36 PM	#1
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	What is so difficult about driving? It's one of those days.....Do you ever experience spontaneous chaos in a mile radius of where you are driving, and you aren't sure if you are going to reach your destination because people driving around you are subconsciously trying to kill you with their car? Or the guy in the mack truck decides to leave his vehicle at a busy intersection for unknown reasons after you just avoided the car changing two lanes, right in front of your car to make a left turn that would put them right into a curb? Finally the chaos is over and you breathe a sigh of relief until the person a couple cars ahead gets in the left lane and decides that they or going to aim back for the lane you are in again while you are driving by? The only real luck you have experienced is that no one was in the lane to your right because you had to swerve and didn't have time to check it..... What is so f'ing hard about driving?!? (this is what I started to yell to myself in my car after about 10 minutes of baffling stupidity) I am a very patient person and driver...but all the things that I just saw make even me into an irate driver... Why are some days filled with vehicular pandemonium and other days just mildly slow, retarded, and dumb? Help before someone hits me with that dummy club today! aaaah?!? Is the answer to be found in the city water?!? __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung Last edited by Cicero; 02-01-2008 at 12:42 PM.

02-01-2008, 12:53 PM	#3
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Cicero - it's probably not the other drivers. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

02-01-2008, 02:49 PM	#5
busterb NSABFD Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: MS. usa Posts: 3,908	Damn you, Bruce."I am a very patient person and driver..." __________________ I've haven't left very deep footprints in the sands of time. But, boy I've left a bunch.

02-01-2008, 03:09 PM	#6
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	lol! Well, that is kind of funny.... I just don't like bruce...What can I say? __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

02-01-2008, 08:36 PM	#8
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Maybe you should try a lesson from the Homer Simpson Defensive Driving School: <Homer is shunting cars out of the way> Marge: Homer, I think you should drive a little more ... defensively... Homer: Oh Marge. The best defense is a good Offense! __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

02-02-2008, 12:31 PM	#10
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	The people that flew in and rented cars will most likely have NM plates. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

02-02-2008, 01:27 PM	#12
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	You hate it when I'm right. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

02-02-2008, 01:54 PM	#15
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	and once more, a cloud driving comment makes me glad I live far far away.... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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