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|  01-31-2008, 11:14 PM | #1 | 
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				Cheeseburger in a Can on a Plane on  a Treadmill
			 
			
			Yeah, I don't have anything to post here. Anyone have any ideas?  I just wanted to say cheeseburger in a can on a plane on a treadmill. 
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|  02-01-2008, 12:01 AM | #2 | 
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			I was thinking that if you made train tracks out of ferrous metal, and put really strong magnets under a train, and tilted them you could have free train energy.  and then if you put the tracks on a treadmill going the other way, the train would not be able to lift off.
		 
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|  02-01-2008, 12:51 AM | #3 | 
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			The plane would not take off, because the pilot would be too busy barfing at the very thought of the cheeseburger in a can to start the engine.
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|  02-01-2008, 08:41 AM | #4 | 
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			I've had it with these motherfucking cheeseburgers in a can on this motherfucking plane!
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|  02-01-2008, 08:48 AM | #5 | 
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|  02-01-2008, 09:06 AM | #6 | 
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			 Hell, I'm too busy to draw a cartoon right now, but I have a good one in mind: the first guy says "I can has cheeseburger?" and the other guy hands him a cheeseburger in a can, and when he opens it  - snakes jump out! (one of those novelty things) ...and then the plane crashes.
		 
				__________________ ****************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio | 
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|  02-01-2008, 09:22 AM | #7 | 
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			Actually the Navy trains a lot of pilots so a "cheeseburger" in the can is probably not a big deal.
		 
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|  02-01-2008, 09:57 AM | #8 | 
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			OH MY GOD!!!  STEAKS ON A PLANE!!!  AHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.............
		 
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|  02-01-2008, 10:00 AM | #9 | 
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			lmao...Sheldon, you never fail to slay me!
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|  02-01-2008, 10:37 AM | #10 | 
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|  02-01-2008, 11:02 AM | #11 | |
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|  02-01-2008, 11:08 AM | #12 | 
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			...which was driven by al qaeda operatives....
		 
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|  02-01-2008, 11:39 AM | #14 | 
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				__________________ ****************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio | 
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|  02-01-2008, 11:40 AM | #15 | 
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			You really need to start your own site a la "explodingdog." Funny shit. | 
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