NSFW: Tattooed grandmother - Page 3

xoxoxoBruce · 01-15-2008, 02:41 AM

Tats, rather than doing her nails or having a sandwich, during sex.

Cloud · 01-15-2008, 08:51 AM

prob'ly knits, too.

binky · 01-15-2008, 06:25 PM

Just wondering is those weights are speeding up what gravity is going to do to her cootch anyway

monster · 01-15-2008, 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Cloud

prob'ly knits, too.

with a bit of practice, maybe she could attach yarn to her various weights and use the swinging motion to get a little weaving done?

binky · 01-15-2008, 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by LabRat

Ahhh. I wondered if they were all there all the time. That's a lotta crap to jam in your undies, if you wear them.

Thus the need for granny panties

xoxoxoBruce · 01-19-2008, 06:01 PM

There are tattooed Grannies... and tattooed grannies.

Cloud · 01-19-2008, 07:07 PM

tattoo people really don't care about the body shape or size. but they do care about good tattoos, which this lady does not have. Although she's probably been collecting for many years, and tattoos have really improved over the last twenty years.

After a while, it's better to have a whole body plan, than to continue to collect small, unrelated tattoos.

monster · 01-19-2008, 07:47 PM

Looks like they're done in marker and someone spilled a drinl on her right shoulder

jinx · 01-19-2008, 08:01 PM

I think the tribal tiger on her left cheek is 'shopped.

xoxoxoBruce · 01-19-2008, 09:27 PM

The green backpiece makes me wonder if she was an Army Nurse in Vietnam?

Elspode · 01-19-2008, 10:39 PM

If memory serves me (and it sometimes does...not always), Vladimir Horowitz played Moscow aged 92 years.

Why is it that our societal conventions seem to dictate that we should abandon those things that make us who we are, simply because we age?

I, for one, plan to be a pain in the ass when I'm 90, should I be blessed enough to attain that age. I hope to still play The Beatles at Volume 11 (I may need to, in order to hear them), and chase 90 year old poontang to the best of my limp dicked ability.

The only thing undecorous about being old is *giving the fuck up*.

zippyt · 01-19-2008, 11:06 PM

as tom petty said " I don't know what I been told ,ya never slow down ya never grow old "

richlevy · 01-27-2008, 08:07 PM

Well, if you want to see what they look like when they're younger.

Actually, this woman's tattoo reminded me of Cloud's picture.

Cloud · 01-27-2008, 09:49 PM

except, unfortunately, I never looked like that!

Here's hoping that lady lives to be a tattooed grandmother. Eventually, we all have a chance--they're not meant to come off, you know.

xoxoxoBruce · 01-27-2008, 09:50 PM

I want to know where that picture was taken.... somebody's cellar?

01-15-2008, 02:41 AM	#31
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Tats, rather than doing her nails or having a sandwich, during sex. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-15-2008, 08:51 AM	#32
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	prob'ly knits, too. __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

01-15-2008, 06:25 PM	#33
binky all hollowed out Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Ridgecrest, CA Posts: 982	Just wondering is those weights are speeding up what gravity is going to do to her cootch anyway __________________ The meanest Mom EVER!!!!

01-19-2008, 06:01 PM	#36
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	There are tattooed Grannies... and tattooed grannies. Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-19-2008, 07:07 PM	#37
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	tattoo people really don't care about the body shape or size. but they do care about good tattoos, which this lady does not have. Although she's probably been collecting for many years, and tattoos have really improved over the last twenty years. After a while, it's better to have a whole body plan, than to continue to collect small, unrelated tattoos. __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

01-19-2008, 07:47 PM	#38
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Looks like they're done in marker and someone spilled a drinl on her right shoulder __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-19-2008, 08:01 PM	#39
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	I think the tribal tiger on her left cheek is 'shopped. __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

01-19-2008, 09:27 PM	#40
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	The green backpiece makes me wonder if she was an Army Nurse in Vietnam? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-19-2008, 10:39 PM	#41
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	If memory serves me (and it sometimes does...not always), Vladimir Horowitz played Moscow aged 92 years. Why is it that our societal conventions seem to dictate that we should abandon those things that make us who we are, simply because we age? I, for one, plan to be a pain in the ass when I'm 90, should I be blessed enough to attain that age. I hope to still play The Beatles at Volume 11 (I may need to, in order to hear them), and chase 90 year old poontang to the best of my limp dicked ability. The only thing undecorous about being old is giving the fuck up. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

01-19-2008, 11:06 PM	#42
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	as tom petty said " I don't know what I been told ,ya never slow down ya never grow old " __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

01-27-2008, 08:07 PM	#43
richlevy King Of Wishful Thinking Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Philadelphia Suburbs Posts: 6,669	Well, if you want to see what they look like when they're younger. Actually, this woman's tattoo reminded me of Cloud's picture. __________________ Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE! I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama

01-27-2008, 09:49 PM	#44
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	except, unfortunately, I never looked like that! Here's hoping that lady lives to be a tattooed grandmother. Eventually, we all have a chance--they're not meant to come off, you know. __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

01-27-2008, 09:50 PM	#45
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I want to know where that picture was taken.... somebody's cellar? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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