Hemmorhoids (piles)

Sheldonrs · 01-22-2008, 11:31 AM

Do what I do. Put a sandpaper condom on a male partner and let him sand those suckers away. :-)

(Try reading that without rising a little off your chair) lol!!!

ZenGum · 01-22-2008, 11:38 AM

Thread title: Hemmorhoids (piles)

Last post: Sheldon

I fear to look, yet, I cannot keep away ...

BigV · 01-22-2008, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum

Thread title: Hemmorhoids (piles)

Last post: Sheldon

I fear to look, yet, I cannot keep away ...

You didn't expect him to post in the Shemmorhoids thread, now did you?

Big Red · 01-22-2008, 03:12 PM

Thanks folks for the advice I am 35 years and sitting on a doughnut for the first time in my life that sucks I don’t think the deer was worth it now! I just ordered a bottle of Hem Relief from a gentlemen in Colorado that specializes in Herbal medicine out of last resort lets all cross your fingers that it works or my ass is going to continue to hurt and Labrat is going too pissed at me for wasting the money.

Oh by the way sheldon you can keep the sand paper condom (Ouch)

Sheldonrs · 01-22-2008, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Big Red

Oh by the way sheldon you can keep the sand paper condom (Ouch)

Straight people! Always afraid to try new things. lol!!!

kerosene · 01-22-2008, 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Red

Thanks folks for the advice I am 35 years and sitting on a doughnut for the first time in my life that sucks I don’t think the deer was worth it now! I just ordered a bottle of Hem Relief from a gentlemen in Colorado that specializes in Herbal medicine out of last resort lets all cross your fingers that it works or my ass is going to continue to hurt and Labrat is going too pissed at me for wasting the money.

Oh by the way sheldon you can keep the sand paper condom (Ouch)

ouch! I am sorry, Red.

Hopefully the Colorado thingy will work. I know someone who has them. I shall have to ask how he copes/coped.

01-22-2008, 11:31 AM	#1
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	Do what I do. Put a sandpaper condom on a male partner and let him sand those suckers away. :-) (Try reading that without rising a little off your chair) lol!!! __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

01-22-2008, 11:38 AM	#2
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Thread title: Hemmorhoids (piles) Last post: Sheldon I fear to look, yet, I cannot keep away ... __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

01-22-2008, 03:12 PM	#4
Big Red Fresh Incumbent Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Iowa Posts: 28	Thanks folks for the advice I am 35 years and sitting on a doughnut for the first time in my life that sucks I don’t think the deer was worth it now! I just ordered a bottle of Hem Relief from a gentlemen in Colorado that specializes in Herbal medicine out of last resort lets all cross your fingers that it works or my ass is going to continue to hurt and Labrat is going too pissed at me for wasting the money. Oh by the way sheldon you can keep the sand paper condom (Ouch)

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