Bad Parenting

[ZenGum]

I know a firefighter who was personally involved in rescuing ducks from a city drain very much like that.
They were waiting in the station when the call came over the P.A., something like:

Ptchchchckkk Unit Four-Two, Rescue Truck, attend rescue on Main street near Cross street, family of ducklings fallen down a drain QUACK QUACK QUACK! ptchchchkkk

It ended happily. After the firefighters stopped laughing.