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I just made wishes. I do this every year...Less disappointment that way. This is my recipe for new years wishes:

1 Woodburning fireplace, or gas, or firepit. (wherever you burn stuff and stay warm)
1 Piece of Paper
1 Pen
6 Pack of beer or mixed Vodka drink.

First you light your new years fireplace being careful to have enough wood. You pour yourself a nice drinky and begin your evening. When you feel inspiration coming on, you write down a wish on your paper very tiny, cut the wish from the paper, and throw it into the fireplace and watch your wish burn into smoke. From there it is obviously whisked up into the air! (this is my preferred method of making a wish everyone is different) And repeat.

No commitment. Just wishes. Easier to follow up on if you feel your life already has too many demands.