There are no illegal immigrants in America

[DanaC]

How can I feel good knowing so many morons are running around loose? Especially racists criminals like Merc.

I'd take a dozen of the worst immigrants over him anytime. They care more about America than he does, they understand the American dream more than he does, they respect the Constitution more than he does, they follow the principles of our founders unlike him, etc. In short, they are far more deserving to be in America and to call themselves Americans than he, and all of the people like him combined are.

I quite liked that bit.