Alternate Universe

[Undertoad]

How do you respond to the recession that is beginning as you take office?

I could never imagine that I would know more about such things than the economists, so I email the Chairman of the Federal Reserve and ask him/her what to do.

What is your military and defense policy in general?

I could never imagine that I would know more about such things than military and defense leaders, so I email my Secy of Defense and Head of the Joint Chiefs and ask them what to do.

How do you respond when the Chinese are holding your AWACS flight crew in captivity?

I could never imagine that I would know more about diplomacy than expert diplomats, so I email my Secretary of State and ask him/her what to do.

etc.